Whasup

Wonder why your fangs have been tingling lately? It’s because the Twilight scandal that’s been brewing. Kristen Stewart cheated on Rob Pattinson with Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders. And he’s married! For shame, Bella. Actually, I’m more annoyed that no one is pointing the finger at the married director. Why is she taking all the heat?

Sherman Hemsley died. I know he’s looking down on us from his deluxe apartment in the sky and laughing at us. Farewell, George Jefferson.

Snoop Dogg is putting out a reggae album under the name Snoop Lion. Ha ha, I can’t stop laughing at that. The album’s first release is a song called La La La and features Snoop singing in a Jamaican accent. Oh, this is too funny.

Dracula will be coming to NBC in the fall. The good news? It’s from the same producers of Downton Abbey. The weird news? Jonathan Rhys Meyers will be playing Dracula. Actually, I think he can pull it off.

And that’s whasup.